Monday, July 10, 2006

Say It Ain't So.

Derek Lowe breaks the sad news that science isn't awesome:
"When we hold up Erlenmeyer flasks to eye level to see the future of research in them, which we try not to do too often because we usually don't want to know, rarely is this accompanied by an eerie red light coming from the general direction of our pockets. It's a bad sign when that happens, actually."
No wonder the kids don't care anymore.

2 Comments:

At 4:07 PM, Blogger Mitch Krpata said...

I've been trying for two days to come up with a joke involving former Red Sox pitcher Derek Lowe.

Possibly incorporating his drinking problem.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger avixe said...

Now that's comedy.

 

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